Parking Lot Scene
Emily and I went to the bookstore yesterday to spend our Christmas Gift Cards. As we stagged out into the UNREAL winds, laden down with a gazillion books, I realized I forgot where we parked. I had a general idea, but not an exact memory.
So I asked Emily, "Hey, do you remember where the car is?"
She said, in her perkiest little voice, "Yeah!"
Me: "Really? You know where the car is?"
Em: "Yeah!"
Me: "Oh, good. Can you tell me where?"
Em: "Yeah!"
Me: "Shit, Dude, where's the fucking car?"
Em (barely stifled giggle): "In the parking lot!"
Me (laughing): "Gah. You're such a smart ass."
(The mom walking past us didn't laugh nearly as hard as Em and I did!)
So I asked Emily, "Hey, do you remember where the car is?"
She said, in her perkiest little voice, "Yeah!"
Me: "Really? You know where the car is?"
Em: "Yeah!"
Me: "Oh, good. Can you tell me where?"
Em: "Yeah!"
Me: "Shit, Dude, where's the fucking car?"
Em (barely stifled giggle): "In the parking lot!"
Me (laughing): "Gah. You're such a smart ass."
(The mom walking past us didn't laugh nearly as hard as Em and I did!)
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