Brain Damage

Kate: "Storey, did you brush your teeth yet?"

Storey: "Yes..."

Kate: "After you ate a bowl of cereal?"

...

Kate: "You have to take care of your teeth or you'll get brain damage!"

Storey: "Really? Why?"

Kate: "Because I'll hit you."

Me & Mom: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

(Maybe you had to be here. Or maybe we're just punchy-tired, but I'm still giggling about it.)