Um... Eww!

Scene--The Local Outback Steakhouse
Order--A Chopped Blue Cheese Salad

The Waitress delivers the salad to the table, Emily wrinkles her nose and says, "Ew, Mommy. Something smells like my bellybutton--and I didn't even touch it!"

I sign and reply, "Yeah. Yeuch. That's my dinner, Emily."

Em, with a horrified look on her face: "Oh mommy, I'm so sorry!"