Love

Me: "I don't know how I got so lucky. I love you so much. Do you know how much I love you?"

Em: "Umm, a bazillion thrillion? There's not even such a number; that means more than anything!"

Me: "Yeah, that much and more."

Em: "Well, then I love you all the way back down to zero."

(Seriously, I don't know how I got so lucky!)