Well, DUH!

Em: “Mom, Dora Dora Dora the Explorer isn’t really an explorer, you know.”

Me: “Why do you say that?”

Em: “Because she only goes like three blocks!”

Me: “You don’t have to go far to be an explorer, Honey.”

Em: “Yes you do! You have to go to cold or hot very far away, like a desert or to Santa's house, to be a real explorer.”

(Apparently children no longer wait until their teenage years to prove how little their parents know.)