Tuesday, July 12, 2005


At my old company bathrooms closest to my office ran along the left wall in the hallway. As you walk toward them, the woman's was a sharp left turn, the men's was more-or-less facing you.

Here at the new company, they're reversed.

I walked straight into the men's bathroom. Right in. Fast. Looked up and realized, "Oh! This is all wrong!"; backed out quickly, ran into the women's instead.

No one was in there and no one saw me in the hallway.

Man, I gotta quit running on auto-pilot. That could have been embarrassing!