Oh that's so BAD!

Three men died on Christmas Eve. When they got to the pearly gates, Saint Peter said, "Because it's Christmas Eve, before you may enter heaven, each of you has to have something related to Christmas."

The first man thought for a moment, then pulled a lighter out of his pocket, "It represents candles", he said. St. Peter let him in.

The second man grabbed a set of keys from his pocket, jingled them, and said, "Listen, it sounds like Christmas bells." St. Peter let him in also.

The third man reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at him askance, and the man declared, "They're Carol's!"

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When we awoke this morning, we discovered that Kate had left this message for us inside the shower:


Bathroom Message from Kate


Merry Christmas, Everyone!

Love, Joy, Happiness & Hugs to you all.